to turn into a quivering wreck when I go into the Headmaster's office, even though I am 34?

[morningpaper]

Does this happen to everyone? I practically started shaking. I was only there to talk about a newsletter.

Me, most definitely! I'm a confident woman, a manager for an IT company and I still turn into a quivering wreck when I have to go see my son's headmaster/assistant head.

I feel its ME who's in trouble!

They are only human beings and sit on the loo like the rest of us...try to imagine them with their trousers round their ankles and their nose in the newspaper! Works for me every time.

Naw, they don't skeer me

[liar]

pmsl at 'going to the shitter' being feted as the great social leveller