To think mumsnet is evil?

[crazymummy84]

..come on, there must be some normal decent people on here

Yep, there are some right weirdoes on here. Tis real life though!

charchar, just for you m'dear

diff id

ugghhhhhhhhhhh

perhaps you are evil???

Oh wats, I did a thread for you.

I'll have a rummage.

Hang on.

well at least its seasonal eh?

I'm a bit wicked maybe, but evil? NOOOOOOOO!

Mumsnet is definitely evil. You all lure me away from my Domestic Duties to spend hours reading the threads here. Before I joined mumsnet, my house looked like Bree VanDeKamp's house (she lied) - now it looks like Bree's house after the hurricane.
!!

Seriously, you seem like a right nice bunch of nutters lovely people, and I'm really looking forward to meeting some of the Glasgow and Edinburgh girls at the Christmas do - I've got my drinking boots all polished and ready!

sunnygirl.

emerges from cupboard with hair askew having narrowly avoided a beartrap set by Somebody [narrows eyes]

grabs boys are dawgs and drags her back to evil mumsnet hq (millenium dome) for reprogramming and shoehorning into a skintight satin number

think we need to try any harder to confirm we are in fact evil and weird, Lapin?

Erm not with my figure you don't

Think of Jessica Wabbit

Now erase that picture and think of a Hobbit. In a silk number.

hahahahahah

evil mumsnetters take many forms but all beautiful

Gah! DiffID that is rank! Hmmmm, I did pose for that nude calendar not so long ago......

ok, I'm going to do something I swore I would never do sober.

What are you going to do, diffID? I have been waiting!

Oooooh