to be insanely annoyed at the fact that...

[AbbyMumsnet]

... some absolute * stole and smashed my pumpkin? FlameNPumpkins, where were you lbetween the hours of 10pm last n ight and 10am this morning?

I'm so annoyed I can't even type properly - I'm missing a * for starters.

YANBU.

Can I win the next competition now?

I loved your pumpkin, I would have treasured it and not smashed.

Oh and between those hours I was passed out on sofa and/or bed

I secretly knew it wasn't you. True artists appreciate talent when they see it.

They also may have hidden special needs. Or their best friend's neighbour's guinea pig died....

I've had depression and a bad childhood, that's why I was capable of creating such art.

S'ok, I'm too busy doing editorial at the moment, so not on site duty. But might have a word with Helen and Catherine unless you change your POV pretty darn quickly.

We'll start a collection to buy you a new, whole, one (without the weird holes in it, like the one one your profile).

Will paypal do?

Tis just wrong

awwwwww, hunny, poor u,. wld u like a hug ((((((((((((((((((abby)))))))))))))))))))))

hugz hun xx x

Thank you for teh hugz, hun, and chocs abnd flowers. So distraught am typing like cod.

I think you should go to the newspapers with your distressing tale.

I'm sorry but the voices told me to do it.

Well now the voices are telling you that you've been very, very naughty and to send Green & Blacks to me in vast quantities.

Green&Black's?
Nope, don't think that's what they're saying now....seems to be something to do with knives and next door's barky little dog..