Men, Boys, Balls.......

[PsychoAxeMurdererMum]

need I say more

do they EVER let go of the need to play with them, anywhere, in the house, outside, IN THE FUCKING CAR......

and now they have just played 'piggy-in-the-middle', in the lounge, and knocked my MUCH NEEDED wine over.

and

ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

and that included DH too

Lick it off...........go on..........

Who needs a nintendo DS when you have balls eh?

send dh to buy you some more wine!

I read LoveMyGirls' post first and nearly closed the thread - then figured I may as well read the OP ... and all became clear

I did wonder if anyone would think 'dirty' rather than what I was really ranting about

and, can;t lick it off, it is all hairy.....

((spilt on the carpet

Footballs? Or the wee bouncy ones they seem to accumulate?

Tell DH you want more wine NOW or there will be no playing with any kind of balls later....

he is currently cooking dinner for me so I cannot possibly now and demand more wine.....((altho, TBF, it was only a glass full....I DO have more in the bottle)), tis just that I have had a very very very demanding day with my aunt and upset children and the wine was the very last straw that broke me IYGWIM.

Oh, and it was a mini ball, bouncy, bigger than normal bouncy balls but smaller than a football.

in fact, tennis ball size solid rubber bouncy ball.

only thing in their favour........wine glass is still in one piece!

He's cooking dinner and you have more wine!?!

hatrick, I am afraid so. They find balls early on in life I have found, and rarely let them go

and yes, he is cooking for me invisablespook.......but I had trauma with my aunt, so he felt that it was cook or starve......

Good for you.. you have him well trained . Hope everything is ok for you.

Am practicing my pouty 'go back out and buy me wine or I'll cry' look for when dh come in .

Hatick, you will soon become an expert in all the types of balls and thier uses if you have sons

he is well trained

altho not in the use (or lack of) balls in the house!!!

Me too Korma !

no playin with balls in the house.

pretty much my only rule

It was only when it got to the part about knocking your wine over that it all became clear

Knocking my wine over is a hanging offence in this household

awww kerry, you could have made it rude if you'd liked!!! any ball playing irritates me if on show

sunny......it very nearly was a hanging offence. Even DH cowered in the wrath of my glare.....and that was ALL I needed to do.....GLARE. And they knew I was ever-so-slightly irritated.......

@Bigbullballs what in the absolute fuck is that

OH MY GOD MY EYES!

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