to want to bitchslap Susan and Karl on Neighbours?

[expatinscotland]

Yeah, that's the best way to handle your teenage 'daughter' and her legal relationship with a man who's only 6 years older.

And yeah, a 16-year-old would definitely see things the adult way. Uh huh.

And I'm so sure all her pals would condemn them. Just like tranny Bridgette got the name of a guy she hasn't even screwed on her back. Yeah, right.

Susan and Karl are such great moral examples, too.

Get fucking REAL.

I want to bitchslap Karl anyway
He signed my boyfriends naked chest

I mean, IRL Rachel would have been so far on that dude's pole she's have needed surgical removal.

The surest way to keep your teenage daughter in a relationship is to tell her the dude's not good for her and try to sabotage it all.

That so works.

ooh, loverboy came back, just caught the end. Have always found Susan and Karl impossibly smug and annoying, but Rachel makes me feel like slapping her. And I don't really watch it or care, so that's going some...

Smug for his being such a whore.

Seriously, IRL she'd have been like, 'Karl and Susan who?'

oh I HATE rachel
she is so irritating
tell me how come they all seen to be in the same class at school, but bridget(her who can't act) is 16, declan is 18 and rachel is 16

the mind boggles

they've been 16 forever, too.

they've been 16 forever, too.

i see you've entered the tranquil stage of your pregnancy

couldn't ever take to karl after the whole izzy debacle

Hang on who? Last time I watched Libby was their daughter . How come they've got a 16 year old? Where'd she come from?

LOL! I was so hopeful when Bridget was moaning about her hair the other day...at last, getting rid of the 1970's trainspotter fringe I thought but NO, that f*kcer Declan says it looks fine. Nob.

I hate Rachel.

I think Zeke is a Eunuch.

Steve and Miranda - too tedious.

Libby should go for Dan.
(NO SPOILERS PLEASE)

Susan and Karl divorced. She married bloke with two kids (rachel and Zeke, teenagers) Bloke died from terminal cancer. Susan inexplicably got back together with Kaaaaarl.

And why did Rachel go to his house in school uniform (looking like a porn actress) and then wonder why the neighbours were raising their eyebrows?

Because unfortunately her head is so far up her own arse she is unaware of what she is wearing at all times.

Oh I LOVE Neighbours. The only person I know in RL who watches it is my MIL

I stopped watching when it went to five -

Don't know why but I did.

DOn't miss it now despite watching it forever!

THanks Dances!

See that's what is so cool about neighbours, you can praese (sp?) a massive storyline in one sentence. Quality.

new eye candy in the photos at the begining......can't think what it is called

Did we ever work out why Katya, the elusive sister of the eunuch and the improbable 16yr old, was of a different ethnic origin to her siblings? And what was she in the end? A druggie? Prostitute? Stopped listening.

Fed up with Oliver too. Go away. Take Elle with you. And Carmella. And the baby who only wears pink and doesn't eat fingerpaints like all other babies.

i like ollie
the man who is in lurve allllllll the time

Susan and Karl divorced?! When did that happen?

Have not watched Neighbours since high school, doubt I would recognise anyone on it now.