To not want to have to see Grant Mitchell's stupid bald ugly face gurning at me whenever I come on Mumsnet

[BalloonSlayer]

. . . and I used to fancy him years ago.

Wish they'd get rid of that advert.

i was just thinking 'what a sad f*ck' if you are travelling and thinking a bout what tv you are missing, stay at home and get a good pair of footgloves.

I have always thought that he has one of those faces you just want to punch

Ooooh, he seems to have gone.

I now wish for world peace and an end to poverty, hunger and injustice !!!

Yeah, you would think they would have the decency to plaster Brad Pitt or Johnny Depp's face across MN.

Ooo i quite like him - cilla over here on the left is frankly scarey though!

Ugh, no he's back.

Oh.

So my miraculous, singing-ringing, wish-granting (no pun intended) Mumsnet thread wasn't really magic at all.

pisses me off too

He is Sexy!

I think he is sexy too!!

He can park his slippers under my bed any time!!!!

It's not his best picture is it!