TO EXPECT TO GET AN INTELLIGENT ANSWER HERE OR THE USUAL GARBAGE

[CrappyPants]

All I ever seem to read on MN are women slagging off anyone who doesn't do things their way or congratulating them when they do. As usual there is never any original thoughts by any of you!

Also, may I point out that I am not that CP, and my pants are clean and delicately scented with the fragrance of wildflowers collected from the slopes of the Andes in springtime.

CrappyPants's mummy must have called him downstairs for his toasty-woasty

Bored? Do you have any idea how long I've been awake for? Even DH had to wait for the repeat of Match of the Day to come on.

intelligent question on the right thread will always equal intelligent answer

Trot on troll

It's probably time for Sunday School.

Combustible i just wanted to let you know first that i am not lesbian but the way you described your delicately scented panties was jolly thrilling
Hope you dont mind that little observation.

well........I personally can claim 'mu of the year' badge and hat this weekend.

I have just hosted a mass sleep-over of boys AND girls for 15teens.

I am cool chilled mu

and I am now gonna jump in the shower to make myself look pretty before taking three girls for 4 dance exams.

and I still have managed to mumsnet.

look at me, multi-tasking genious!!!

What can I say, I have very exciting pants.

I am a MUM

no idea where my other M went in that post

I'm not sure whether to give you a medal or an award for outstanding masochism Psychomum.

I though Mu was some new modern abbreviation for 'cool mum' and was sat here trying to work out what it might be

CPumpkin, I am so sorry, didnt look at my use of initals. your pants are very fine indeed.
and Psychomum is a freaking nutter. glad all went well.

Why, just the other day I heard my teenage nephew say 'that's totally random Mu'

please dont comment on the exciting panties in case it excites me any more

As are your socks I'm sure.

maybe I will continue to use mu then

I am sooooo pleased it went well I have to say. all the parents said thankyou and asked how it went, and then grinned when I told each of them that they all behaved well and I would do it again, only it would have to be holidays only so that they could all recovere from a night of no sleep (altho, they are teens and so should have super-powers in that department).

I am so proud of them all. my house is not wrecked, yes my lounge needs re-tidying (I do wonder why I bothered), but nothing broken, and they all said thanks and were lovely when the little ones went down to see them all this morning.

all in all.....successful (and my DD's had better remember this!!!)

crappy pants, i have always wanted to say this - DON'T LET THE DOOR SLAM ON YOUR FAT ARSE ON THE WAY OUT!

What is a troll?

your children work on a SUNDAY

HEATHEN!
HEATHEN!

Ah but I insist on a rousing rendition of 'Onward Christian Soldiers'.

thanks for enlightening us all about our turgid dull existence.campared to your idyllic optimistic euphoric haze

anyhoo if it is so rubbish- dont read

"How the hell do you all manage to jump on a thread that is so obviously crap and look after your kids as well"

Because we are women and we can multi-task

Do you think the OP might be one of our kids? He/she is very concerned that we are not watching them properly, so maybe he/she is trying to show up his/her mum.....
Just a thought.

what IS a troll?