TO EXPECT TO GET AN INTELLIGENT ANSWER HERE OR THE USUAL GARBAGE

[CrappyPants]

All I ever seem to read on MN are women slagging off anyone who doesn't do things their way or congratulating them when they do. As usual there is never any original thoughts by any of you!

Crappy Pants - I don't have kids. Might be barren. Am trying really hard to conceive. Got a problem with that?

I hope he has a good aim, or the protein content of those noodles is going up.

Are they down t'mine, CrappyPants?

Oh, go and wash your skids.

Im just MNing from my bed while surfing porn, which is making me hungry, bacon sarnie anyone? cup a tea?

fuck off

anyway, are we suppose to have dc. I thought this was a site for truckers. I am on the road.

I'm bored. Am off for a soak in the bath. I had a dream that I found a bath-bomb last night, wish I could remember where...

lol ComestiblePumpkin...

snigger at "go and wash your skids"

Not only am I on here but i also have facebook open and watching Something for the Weekend before I go an get ready for my aerobics class, what do you think about that crap pants!?

Bored now.

Whats that smell? did CP crap in her pants

No Sockmonster, feel free to build your own. I find that dangling a Fruit Shoot just out of their grasp helps if they start to flag.

Yes, sockmonster - I am really called Brian and I drive for a haulage company based in the Bridgewater area. I am taking a break from loitering in laybys and cruising the mean streets of Crewkerne looking for laydeez

shit are we meant to be intellegent too?

We can mumsnet and look after children because we multitask something young boys are unable to do !!!!!

Oh my is this usual for a sunday morning

Sheik, you're a Somerset girl....me too!

It's the clocks changing

Does anybody realise how many respomses this crap op has got in such a short time

Jeez, we must be bored...

I'm in Bath, 12legs - where are you?