TO EXPECT TO GET AN INTELLIGENT ANSWER HERE OR THE USUAL GARBAGE

[CrappyPants]

All I ever seem to read on MN are women slagging off anyone who doesn't do things their way or congratulating them when they do. As usual there is never any original thoughts by any of you!

I know you are a troll, I know I should ignore you, I know it.

But...

I think I give some good advice sometimes and I think I get given some great advice too. Not to mention the Support I am getting while TTC.

Why are you here?

Arf at MaDamnedAnt.

Send em round here Saggars! Dh seems to have lost the ability to make a half decent cuppa!

Serious question

How the hell can you sit on these bloody machines on a sunday and not be paying attention to the kids

Well i am still in bed [smug]

Ds1 is at work, ds2 is at hid daddys

Might get up in a min and make a brew and a bacon buttie, then come back to bed

I have egg on toast too!

Oh, do fuck off.

MN is chock full of intelligent, witty, supportive and fabulous women.

And you are jealous, innit?

Well DD has gone swimming with DH and I'm off ofr a soak in the bath.

Please do fuck off and be judgemental elsewhere CrappyPants, there's a dear.

You tell us, CP - seeing as you are also doing the same.

I'm still waiting for an intelligent question to give an intelligent answer to...

Hi Sheikh - nice to see we are likeminded with our insults on this cloudy Sunday morning.

CP - it's a SUNDAY! ds is sat right next to me on the sofa watching Curious George DVD. He doesn't really need any attention from me right now - in fact, he gets annoyed if I try to interrupt!

How about you? Where are your kids?!

I have a treadmill set up for them, which also provides us with a free renewable energy source, keeping the electricity bill low in this troubling economic climate.

*blows a raspberry in the direction of the OP.

LO is currently sitting in a nappy of his own poo in his cot which hasn't had its sheets washed in over a month chewing on a dummy that hasn't been sterilised. He's probably crying but after the first 2 weeks I made DH get the nursery sound-proofed.

Bleating under a name-change isn't an original thought either.

at saggars grown-up household. DH has drawn the short-craft-straw this morning.

Crappypants doesn't have kids.
She is a he
He is 15 years old and he is in his bedroom enjoying a pot noodle and a wank whilst posting on MN with one hand

I've dne 10 years of bottom-wiping, play-doh making and getting up at 5.30am. I have earned the right to piss about on here as much as I choose. My boys are currently building us an extension from lego.

Bored now. You need to up the ante if you're planning on Sunday morning trolling. I have some serious ignoring-of-children to attend to, and this is not cutting the mustard.

How does that work then - does he use the Pot Noodle like the apple pie in American Pie?

CP how incredibly green and imaginatove, have you patented it. I'll have one.

Lol at Libra.

Yes, Mine are swigging voddy out of the bottle and DS1 is smoking a faaaaaag to keep him calm,

I dunno Sheik - I can think of much better ways to start a thread to wank to.

About bumsex, for example...

my children are all at work were they should be earning money to pay for the food they bloody well eat