to deny myself the lovely deep bath dp has just run for me?

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because i KNOW he is just trying to butter me up for some nooky?

should i go to bed unwashed like a filthy mare and hope it puts him off ?

Alright for some. I'd love a bit of hanky panky. AND for someone to run me a bath. YABUngrateful as far as I'm concerned!!!

oh be buttered
there are worse things, non?

roffle!

my first aibu thread

oh, alright then twist my arm, i am an ungrateful sod. hanky panky it is

Go and have the bath and when you get out tell him while you were in the bath you discovered you haev what looks suspiciously like vaginal warts (and maybe also piles, to be on th e safe side).

I think it takes more than fanny warts and piles to put off a horny bloke. Maybe throw in time of the month and severe wind as well.

.....i think he might be on a mission.

i shouldn't be moaning. it will be the fourth time in ten months . think i've forgotten how!!

enjoy the bath and then go to bed and fall asleep.

ug the smeggy sheath thread has popped up at just the wrong moment, that's put me right off !

ok.....i'm going in. I bid you goodnight ladies.