to hire a mumsneter, who's sole job will be...........

[2shoesdrippingwithblood]

when there is a long thread and I post, they will always post after me so that I am not the last person.

maybe when you post and are the last person on that thread, it just means you are right, and no-one else can possibly disagree. That's what I like to think anyway.

i'm good at that. i'll do it. salary required will be 23,000 PA.

I'll do it for £5 per anuum less than DecayingDisaster

If I am the last poster I always take it as me "winning" the debate, getting the final word, proving to ya all that I, and I alone am RIGHT

I would do it for £6 less than DecayingDisaster and I would (try) to always agree with you.

Ha ha, I'd say that was a perfect example of how to end a thread because you closed the debate!

i'd do anything for about £50 really. including making you look good at the end of all your threads.
so beat that.

I do it for ya

Also whenever there is a thread about Mumnet legands or fav mumnetters I post your name hundreds of times

Change your name and if no one else has posted after you type something like "I absolutely agree with the last poster"

And I can work freelance for you. A couple of times a year I'll post "whatever happened to 2shoesdrippingwithblood?, she was lovely".

lol

See I won't let you be the last one to post

Sod it, I'd do it for a fiver

But FlameThrowersKillZombies she was hanging there all night, and the minute I got into work I went to check if she had been the last poster. This clearly shows dedication and gives me an advantage over the rest of you .

But but but....... I was out all last night and only just found the thread

From now on I KNOW I have to do a search for her name and finish all her threads

She's covered for yesterday and today

Cheeky. Trying to nick my perfect job

Easier to do this job if you don't name change!

just to let you know I changed my name

still wont be last

you have to use these smileys now

i took it upon myself to rescue you from 2!!! unanswered threads before i even knew about this one.
i think i've proved my worth.

you are wonderfull