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Original poster

in thinking that if i pay £10 for a pair of knickers i shouldn't lose £8 worth up my bottom?

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HRHSaintMamazon · 22/10/2008 21:46

I never buy expensive undies anymore as A) i cant afford to and B) i have no one to show them to.

but i held an ann summers party recently and withmy commision i bought a lovely set of undies.

well the knickers alone were worth £10.
I wore them today as i just wanted to feel nice (ya know when you just have those days?)

well i have bneen walking round all bloody day digging around my backside like some demented worm ridden dog (anyone dares say what i know some of you are thinking and i shall flounce )

and yet when i wear my lovely boring but comfy 5 pairs for £3 ASDA won brands my but crack is nice and undisturbed.

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BouncingTurtleSkulls · 22/10/2008 21:47

Sorry but PMSL!!

southeastastra · 22/10/2008 21:49

spooky as i posted this earlier

Mum2OliverJames · 22/10/2008 21:49

this made me laugh so much

thank you

Mum2OliverJames · 22/10/2008 21:50

ooooh i wander if they were the same kind

were yours from ann summers SEA?

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HRHSaintMamazon · 22/10/2008 21:51

ooh how freaky SEA.

Whats worse is when your walking along the road and you can feel them wriggling their way between your bum cheeks. it kinda tiggles and i end up really mincing along trying to stop them.

guess it entertains the drivers though.

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2shoesdrippingwithblood · 22/10/2008 21:51

PMSL oh MAMAZON you are a hoot.

batters · 22/10/2008 21:57

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HRHSaintMamazon · 22/10/2008 21:58

might nickname them FMo3....she gets up my arse too

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ShosheTheGhoshe · 22/10/2008 22:00

ROFFLE In my minds eye I can see you doing the school run [mince, mince, dig, mince, mince,dig]

CharCharBaGOOOOOOORE · 22/10/2008 22:00

This thread title has me pmsl I do find my cheaper knickers are more comfortable though.

PeaMcLean · 22/10/2008 22:02

Oi. Just be glad they don't get stuck in your fanjo which is where certain of my knickers get lodged. Now that is uncomfortable!

LOL at "crack is nice and undisturbed"

2shoesdrippingwithblood · 22/10/2008 22:02

a thread just for you HRH

BitOfFun · 22/10/2008 22:06

there are some in the lingerie shop i work in which cost £90!! They look like they'd just fall off tbh, made of sloppy silk, no knicker elastic, and curiously,no gusset. They just tie together kind of like a complicated baby sling, and I imagine would make you look like a slightly posher version of Tarzan.

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HRHSaintMamazon · 22/10/2008 22:20

fark me! £90 on knickers? i hope they vibrate

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robbierotten · 22/10/2008 22:32

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HRHSaintMamazon · 22/10/2008 22:34

eeewww. bet your dogs breath smells like shit.

sorry, couldnt resist

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robbierotten · 22/10/2008 22:36

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HRHSaintMamazon · 22/10/2008 22:45

BOAK.

maybe we should get on to pedigree chum, they could do a whole range in poo flavour

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mamalovesmambo · 22/10/2008 22:56

my dog used to eat my used sanitary towels

robbierotten · 22/10/2008 23:02

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robbierotten · 22/10/2008 23:04

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BitOfFun · 22/10/2008 23:07

I had a dog once that ate my vibrator...

robbierotten · 22/10/2008 23:17

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robbierotten · 22/10/2008 23:17

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loobeylou · 22/10/2008 23:53

HRHSAintMamazon - PMSL at the thought of vibrating knickers!