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AIBU?

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to think that my dp doesn't love me.........

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reallyfatcow · 21/10/2008 16:30

as he has expressed his firm and unmoving hatred of the idea of sharing our pfb's placenta for breakfast on our first morning at home from the birthing centre????
i see no wrong in this.....AIBU??????

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notsoseriousanymore · 21/10/2008 16:32

Really?? I feel the need to say 'jog on' to this one.

FfreckleFface · 21/10/2008 16:36

I think he is being utterly unreasonable.

At least this way there will be more for you.

reallyfatcow · 21/10/2008 16:36

jog on???? what is this colloquialism intended to mean???

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notsoseriousanymore · 21/10/2008 16:46

It means I think you are taking the piss

AnnVan · 21/10/2008 16:47

Something about this says troll to me. If not all I can say is eeeeewwwww.

BarbieLovesKen · 21/10/2008 16:48

lol!

MadameCastafiore · 21/10/2008 16:49

Eat it all yourself then you can be a rilly rilly fat cow!

glaskhamhasoneintheoven · 21/10/2008 16:50

I joked about it with DH as he loves pate... i'd seen a programme where someone made placenta pate out of it... but seriously... if this isn't a joke then you are very silly to think he doesn't love you just because he doesn't wanna eat something thats come out your fanjo!!

lulabellarama · 21/10/2008 16:50

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Tidgypuds · 21/10/2008 16:51

Yes you ABU, you should have at least offered to do some baked beans with it.

reallyfatcow · 21/10/2008 16:51

I like the sound of that madamecastafoire, although, notsoseriousnaymore, if i were to be extracting the urine surely taking the michael would have been more appropriate???

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lulabellarama · 21/10/2008 16:53

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reallyfatcow · 21/10/2008 16:53

was thinking more along the lines of mooncup blackpudding but i've been told it may be classed as cannabalism or nigh on impossible to make , would obviously finish off with lasshings of lemon drizzle cake...

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reallyfatcow · 21/10/2008 16:54

most proabaly rare....to the point of raw, not sure if this is the reason. maybe if i cooked it he would change his mind???

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lulabellarama · 21/10/2008 16:56

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reallyfatcow · 21/10/2008 17:08

well i thought i'd just follow black pudding recipe but swap main ingredients...after all we're quite genetically close to pigs apparently...

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reallyfatcow · 21/10/2008 17:35

Any more tasty suggestions....

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FfreckleFface · 22/10/2008 11:16

I'm not squeamish, but mooncup black pudding?

Grossgrossgross!

mayorquimby · 22/10/2008 11:30

didn't you say you had 3 kids on the thread about wanting to get shagged up the arse? how long have you stored pfb's placenta for?

mumsnet.com/Talk/relationships/631967-why-does-he-not-want-to-i-thought-it-was

AnnVan · 22/10/2008 13:07

Have it with fava beans and a nice chianti??

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