to be drinking and smoking all the time when my kids are asleep

[Finfon]

please help me!!!!! I need wine!!!! and fags!

have a cup of tea and a hobnob like the rest of us!

(sorry, am in belligerent mood tonight)

I have wine and fags. But Im not sharing. i have had the day from hell. I deserve wine and fags [sticks tongue out emoticon]

(actually I have had half a bottle of wine meself tonight. No fags though - DISGUSTING habit!)

Jeez. If you can't have wine and stuff of a Friday, when can you? Look at time. I'm 3/4 of a bottle down. You have a lot of catching up to do.

i have waitrose cidar
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
and rollies

but i am a high class laydeeeeeee

Thanks. just had a tough day. my husband (i think is gay) he has vasoline in the jar by the bed. What does that mean??

Has he whined about your slimy chuff or sung the theme to FIreman Sam lately?

Lordy Lordy!!!

My dad uses vaseline on his bum when he has, erm, had toilet troubles for more than a day or two. Could be as innocent as that.

does he like bum sex?

Am sitting here smoking away myself. As for the Vaseline, maybe he has dry lips? Or perhaps his bits are chafing.

Blimey Finfon. I guess he could have chapped lips.......

are you lips ok finfin

Did you think he was gay before this?

Is he a cyclist? They use it on their nether regions.

a tub of vaseline does not a gay make.

Listening to Johnny Cash now ... the night is getting good.

(only joking about husband; am a bit drunk on wine

)

Don't listen to Johnny Cash - hes not good for drunks

Can you replace the tub of vaseline with tiger balm? Would give you an idea of where he is using it.