to want to do naughty things to owen wilson

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primarily because he has a very intresting nose.

he always seems a bit needy, like he's lost his teddy bear

I'm fascinated by the nose on Valentine from "What to Eat Now" cookery programme.
But I don't want to do naughty things with it...

Erm.....I'm not sure that the nose wouldn't just be a distraction!
I would forsee a Red Riding Hood moment, whereby, midthrust, you would be compelled to yell "Oh Owen, what a big nose you've got".
I predict that this would be somewhat of a mod killer.

Or indeed a mood killer. No mods were harmed in the production of this post.

owen wilson is a ride!

You shouldn't kill mods! What are you, a rocker?

YANBU about Owen. i love him.

yes he's ugly