smokers should be shot with an unsharpened pencil

[Tortington]

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He he.

excluding yourself custy, surley??

id rather be elecrocuted. sounds less painfull

Is that some sort of torture invovling a croc perhaps?

Shot to death, or just injured? Cigarettes, pipes and cigars? I need detail to decide.

This might explain the outcome of the Battle of Hastings. Evidently King Harold was lighting up and someone objected to smokers so they shot him.

Obviously pencils hadn't been invented then.

Maybe they should be boiled in a vat of nicotine.

I think they should be given free money off the government, and an allowance for pipe cleaners and ashtrays and that.

as should eaters and drinkers. although would sharpen the pencil for anyone who ever drinks anything.

how does one shoot a pencil?

through a blow pipe. hae a range of about 3 miles if correctly blown. get a really good effect if take a large drag of fag first then fire out pencil in plume of smoke.

Just poke lit ciggies in their eyes so they cant find where they put the packet, or their money to buy more