That the rocking horse hoohah has made me really want to go and get on ours and yell 'yeeehah'?

[TheDevilWearsPrimark]

I may even wear a cowboy hat.

I don't have a rocking horse. Will it be the same effect if I sit on DS and yell yeehah?

Oh but what if I break it?

Am I a two ton tess or whatever it was?

ten - you'll be fine if you;re only 2

I've already been on ours.

TDWP - my cowboy hat is pink and sparkly!

mumsnet has gone CRAZY

I LIKE IT

Have you got cowboy boots with spurs on though ??? KINKY

Got a rocking donkey which is battered from 36 years of getting hammered

What's the rocking horse hoohah? I hate working full time! I miss out on all the good stuff!

bumper - check out AIBU for various rocking horse/cunt threads.

rocking horse doda is very very rare you know

I've not laughed so much for ages. Thanks mnetters

I've done it.

But fortunately our £230 rocking horse could take the strain of my fat overexcited ass.

You get what you pay for ladies.

[slightly regrets pending divorce after sudden realisation she gets her kicks from such nonesense]