to want ti stick pins in the eyes of the couple in the hotel room next to us last night?

[milfAKAmonkeymonkeymoomoo]

For keeping me and DH awake with session upon session of noisy, unabondoned sex... she sounded like a porn star on heat

(and yes I am jealous, I'm 37 weeks pregnant and being wild and unabandoned is nigh on impossible )

Bastards!

It's very weird listening to someone else's sex noise

It's very weird listening to someone else's sex noise

LOL LOL

Poor you. But at least it was hopefully a one off and not some extremely passionate neighbours that you can't get away from! I had that problem for a while, but while he was clearly quite good at what he was doing, strangely the ladies in question didn't seem to hang around!!

Find out where they live, move in next door and give birth with no painkillers at 3am!

id have complained to hotel and got them to go tell em off..cos im a miserable old cow like that ..nah only cos we'd have dd with us!

She was probably faking it and thinking, "I wish he'd hurry the fuck up".

We had this once in a hotel in Lymington
When we went to breakfast the next morning the only other guests were two girls

LOL - I've been in a similar position. I was abroad on business and stuck in a hotel with 'flu on Valentine's Day whilst the people next door were eagerly celebrating the day. If I'd had the energy I would have banged on the wall or called reception to complain, so miserable did I feel.

In hindsight it is funny, but at the time it was awful - I felt crap, missed DH and wanted to go to sleep, but they kept me awake.

You ARE being unreasonable. That's why couples like us go to hotels, to have loud sex without waking the children.

But sympathy, can't have been much fun to listen to it if you couldn't sleep.

could you go to a hotel with thicker walls next time?

Was it you WWW?

I would have ordered room service, to their room, that might have kept em quiet for a while

In my dreams!
I was at home in my own bed, asleep, at 10pm last night

Would FAR rather have been in nice hotel with dh!

I used to have a neighbour that would masturbate noisly in the wee small hours to various cr*p porn films... now that was grim... he was pretty grim and seedy too.

Could never bring myself to shake his hands...

Funnily enough Iklboo I am booked in for a homebirth

On a side note when I checked out at lunchtime I bumped into the said couple and she was extremely demure looking, felt like giving her a standing ovation for her efforts

CD - LOL!!!!!

Sorry, I think that was us. I am very demure looking and Reginald (my husband and also an alderman of the city) gave me an extremely satisfying hot beef injection in just that very hotel last night.

I would have appreciated a standing ovation, however Reginalds standing ovation last night left me unable to walk without chafing.

LOL JBJ!

Please, call me Doris.