to think DH should get over it and just shag me?

[naturalblonde]

I'm 39+5 weeks, and sick of being pregnant..

I told DH he put it in there so he should do his bit to get it out.

He won't.

AIBU?

pmsl

you do realise this could go on for at least another fortnight ??

Tell him to man-up and get in there! Has he no compassion?!?!?!

Do it from behind and get him to not put his hands on your belly, if that's what's bothering him.

''Spoons' is a good position when you're this pregnant.

jeez, jump him already!

Me and DH joke because I was 40+2 with DS and was getting irregular contractions for days beforehand.

Told him to do his job, and hey presto - labour started 30 mins later.

We call it his "donation" because it has to be the worst, most unloving sex we have ever had!

A fine time to discover he's gay...

pmsl
Tell him to get on with doing his bit (but that is why you are in this position in the first place lol )

you might want to think carefully about this - we did it and it worked, like, instantly (waters broke, labour started within the hour) - ds is 17m, dh is still in shock...

"dh is still in shock"

No wonder. Poor bloke's horrified at the thought of prodding DS in the head...

phd, I pmsl laughing so much at that I think I probably won't need DH anyway!

Oh just tell him to get on with it.
It is what we call in this house a 'mercy sh*g'.
Worked with both mine and I shall rely on it once again if this one stays in there too long!
Do it in the dark, 'spoons' stylee if he's not keen.

Oh and remind him this could be his last invitation to BD for quite a while!!!!
That should help convince him.

pmsl

this has brightened up my evening

tel him if he doesnt you will call the baby katie price.

see if that works

They say it works if you drink the, erm "stuff" too. But don't tell him that...just thought you'd like to bear it in mind.

we did it everynight the week before ds (9 weeks")was born

dp likes me pg!

Oh yes, the man has a duty to step up at this stage- I made sure DH did, as I didn't see why I should be the only one suffering!

OMG - wouldn't you rather have a curry?

Bouncy on the top sex is the best i am told

Still prefer curry!

didn't work for me at 41+ weeks, and it was crap sex too (for both of us). We couldn't face more than one go at it, too bloody uncomfortable so went to 42 weeks and had induction. While not pleasant, it was still an improvement on crap sex.

Thumbwitch......an induction is better than crap sex????? Nooooooo!!!! Cannot agree with that!

Naturalblonde - you need to work on your seduction technique but YANBU to demand anything at this stage! It worked for me.....had been in slow early labour for 24 hours, had acupuncture, sent DS1 off to swimming pool with AP, demanded some bedroom-based attention from DH and sure enough my waters broke 30 minutes later

It bugs the crap out of me that men suddenly go off sex because you are pregnant. So irrational imo........

Well, my seduction technique may need work, but believe me, it's still better than his!! (and it's hard to be seductive when you feel the size of a baby elephant) How we ever managed to conceive is beyond me!!

He did very kindly make that offer Lunette, but not gonna let him know that it might work too!

lol at this thread... frankly the offer to drink is not very practical when you're the size of somethign that

also will not be doing this if we have another given the unflattering comments dh made about size of my fanjo (it transpired later that I must have been dilated..)

If I remember right you would need to do it something like 14 times a day and then spend time on your back with your legs in the air after each time so that the hormones in his semen sit on your cervix. It's not the easiest induction method! (not that it's not good fun though )