To get irritated when people are pissed off about my twelfth

[UpSinceCrapOClock]

... piece of chocolate cake.

I mean, fuck it, if you're not fast, you're last. Stop chatting and stuff yer face if it bothers you that much...

Twelfth piece of cake = amateur.

When you're on your twelfth cake then maybe they could be pissed off.

a pro!

No, sorry, I am selfish.

... I'd be happy to express some organic, non-frootshuit flavoured, homemade milk for their cuppa though?

People in Africa are lucky if they get one slice of cake. You should share.