to get irritated when others are pissed off about our zealth

[cestlavie]

oh bollocks, that's not a real word is it?

Full marks for trying

Well fuck them. Who the fuck are these peasants pedants anyway?

it should be a word though.

zealth = "a small mammal, related to the chipmunk but of inter-planetary origins, remarkably versatile with the ability to generate money from it's hind paws"

I can see why people are pissed off about us having one!

I think we should declare it to be a word - maybe it would mean zealousness?

Apparently "coolth" is a genuine word, so why not "zealth". Equal rights for made-up words!!!

I think it should mean 'extreme enthusiasm'

and possibly involve stabbing people. Because of the zealots. see? No? okay. Anyway...

actually there is a zelf up on that shelf in a Dr Zeuss book. Doubtless it is a floating American walnut one...

(you use random' apostrophe's when describing a "zealth's" abilities by the way)