To not want to sleep with ANY of my friends' husbands?

[notatallweird]

because, well, they are all very nice but a bit icky. and i like my friends. and i am happily married. notto mention quite normal!

You sound a bit smug actually. YABU to be so normal. Freak

sorry

although tbh i do only have 1 friend. she's called beryl and her husband has false teeth and wears a rug.

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Well, I am getting all of my sexual excitement from my brother and my uncle, so I need not look to my friends' DHs

Sheik, yoohoo, over here! How are ye?

Spiffing. Am off swimming in a mo.

I shall be a size 8 by next week

(unlikely)

How are you matey? What's wrong with MN today? I have just logged on and it's all gone a bit, well, "wierd"

Well, I was going to take ds1 swimming today while the other one was at nursery, but I ended up taking him to the park and the wimpy instead. Burned a few calories drinking my coffee, felt good.

I shall be a size 16 by the end of the week if I keep eating oreo cookies all day. They are loverly.

Where you swimming?

At Longwell Green.

ha ha ha

The troll just told me to get a life

How very dare they