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Original poster

to think that the abbreviations dd, ds and dh are totally unrealistic????

26 replies

reallyfatcow · 28/07/2008 18:36

can we please change it or at least add....sb (screaming brat/s) and fls, (fat lazy shit!!!)as i can't bring myself to use that sickly bollocks????

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Whizzz · 28/07/2008 18:37

You mean SB?

fryalot · 28/07/2008 18:38

how about this one...

FO

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reallyfatcow · 28/07/2008 18:39

how about this one???
TWAT!

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cocolepew · 28/07/2008 18:41

that's not an abbreviation

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reallyfatcow · 28/07/2008 18:43

i know CLP but i couldn't be arseed to explain the really clever ones i thought of as obviously FO was as much as they could muster hehe

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FAQ · 28/07/2008 18:45

but "D" can be damned, dippy, etc too

fryalot · 28/07/2008 18:45

I wasn't trying to be clever.

I didn't think you'd understand it if I did.

I was just telling you to fuck off

cocolepew · 28/07/2008 18:46

'They' being Squonk, are you triplets Squonk?

TinkerBellesMum · 28/07/2008 18:46

I started calling my ex "DH" after we split up, but I wasn't thinking of the conventional meaning

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reallyfatcow · 28/07/2008 18:47

i know but it'as all part of the fun...please don't try and convince me your house is full of darlings...unless your last name is walton

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fryalot · 28/07/2008 18:49

I'm as big as three, coco... but no, tis only me.

SquonkWalton · 28/07/2008 18:50

and my house is full of darlings

Darlingcocolepew · 28/07/2008 18:55

Have to admit I'm a tad disappointed,triplets would be cool.

Niecie · 28/07/2008 18:55

Having seen the size of my shopping bill every week, and every other bill come to that, I think 'dear' is completely appropriate.

juneybean · 28/07/2008 18:56

Ooer I thought FO was fucking offspring haha!

Dior · 28/07/2008 18:57

Message withdrawn

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reallyfatcow · 28/07/2008 19:07

oh, darling squonkwalton i do apologise, i didn't realise you were truly sugar coated, as it goes i'll stick to fls when describing the sperm donor i was db enough to let inseminate me, and as long as the school holidays continue to rinse my bank balance sb maybe even dc too.

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Bumdiddley · 28/07/2008 19:09

I always thought lo stood for little 'orror...

Darlingcocolepew · 28/07/2008 19:10

Just put'h' or 'c' or, you might want to sit down for this, type the full word. I know, shocking.

BouncingTurtle · 28/07/2008 19:15

Just because you have a seriously dysfunctional family, doesn't we all have.
And our family members can still be dear or darling even when being PITAs.

BouncingTurtle · 28/07/2008 19:15

doesn't mean we

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reallyfatcow · 28/07/2008 19:31

my family is fully functional now the fls has been put out of teh equation but the only time i'd ever consider calling my kids anything even remotely as sickly as d is when they are asleep. nothing to do with functionality just realism and i'd detest it if my significant other called me darling.....in fact i think i would puke straight in hes face

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reallyfatcow · 28/07/2008 19:32

ooops...his face

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hughjarssss · 28/07/2008 19:35

You're a right charmer

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reallyfatcow · 28/07/2008 19:36

of course i am...i damned bleedin gorgeous me!!! lmfao

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