To have developed a insane desire to own sports and outdoor clothing?

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I must be out of my mind. I bought a totally gorgeous wind/water proof mountain coat with breathable material at 50% discount. I ordered a sports jacket on mail order, similar spec. Then discovered I already had a totally fab Helly Hansen rain jacket (it used to belong to my uncle) that has hardly been used. I want MORE! And I want more fleeces and Gore Tex trousers!

I must be an aspirational mountain wannabee!

you're supposed to be off having wild sleeping bag sex!

Yes. I am back.

I did manage to do that, while two blokes were screwing eachothers B£$^'s off next door, and the kids were awake in the bunk bed above our heads....

you had fun then

Oh yes. Until we tried to go tenting. I am a tenting failure. But I blame the tent.

(you can see my other thread.....)

tenting ?

that has another meaning in my book...

Do I want to know what book?

in the book