Same arguement again so I say how come you manage to block it all the time? I have a bigger arse than you and I don't block it! And how is it that when you've finished all the flippin bog roll is gone? What is wrong with your arse?
He told me just today having had this arguement for as long as I can remember that he piles [no pun intended] half a roll of loo roll down the toilet before going to avoid splashback!
We've had to have the drains cleared more than once and he's still doing it.
God bless his poor little absorbent arse. Idiot