To want to keep the flowers?

[muggglewump]

OK, I know I would be if I kept them which I am not going to do but I have a gorgeous bouquet of flowers here because my neighbour wasn't in when they were delivered.
I just want flowers too, the last time I had some was, erm, no, can't remember
Would it be weird if I displayed them and pretended they were mine untill she gets home?
(yes, I know it's weird but someone have sympathy please)

go on, pretend they're yours for half an hour

You gave me permission
They look gorgeous with pride of place on my windowsill (at the back of the house obviously so no one will see)
Kimi Raikkonen, the millionare gorgeous F1 driver lovely person sent them to me.

sits against the wall rocking gently

Someone talk, it's not like I asked if I should keep the flowers and then approach the person that should have them with a super soaker whilst munching on my sausage roll, swigging from a froot shoot and smoking.

I just want to pretend I'm y'know, loved enough to get posh flowers in a completely normal fashion

Sounds reasonable to me...good job it wasn't chocolates tho

take some picture of you standing with them

tee hee

pictures

I don't eat chocolate so they would have been safe.
Imagine the thread though: "IABU to lick all the chocolates that have been delivered to my house?"

Would have loved to have seen a photo of that

I've just had to hand them over, and also coo over a wrinkled plucked chicken adorable newborn.
I want flowers Dagnammit!

Here you go :

www.italflorist.com/JPGs/C12-3005.JPG

I love taking in flowers for my neighbour (single mum who likes to flaunt herself on the internet, loads of admirers), esp the ones in those water bottom things. Where else can you put them safe except the middle of the dinning room table in full view of the front door?!

I'd have nabbed a few from the middle of the bouquet before handing them over. She'll be sleep-deprived, it's not like she'll notice.

Message withdrawn

Dp claims I told him from the start to never buy me flowers.
The sentence was actually 'please don't ever buy me flowers FROM A GARAGE'
but he chose not to hear those 3 little words

A couple of years ago next door had a new bloke on the scene at valentines day and he was really really keen.

Oh the size of the bouquet I had to take into my house for her.

Oh the look on dps face when he came home and saw it.