To think I should be calling my solicitor to sue mumsnet for distress caused by site not working this morning, and the fact I almost got the Ironing board out?? Who wants to join my legal battle

[Kimi]

Sign here

ANYONE????????????????????????

i even resorted to pegging some washing out. i will sign..

Welcome have a jaffa cake and some strong tea!

I will sign
definitely
I need couselling, I almost started playing with my children...

Good god TR have two jaffa cakes

Good god TR have two jaffa cakes

Me as well, I thought I was going to have to post on Netmums.

thanks

Oh my god quick get bouning a blancet and tea with a shot of scotch in it

just think of the damages....

(toddler asleep and am constantly feeding DS, so probably zero in my vase...)

It could be as much as another pack of jaffa cakes
Chocolate hobnob anyone

Thankyou, I needed that.

I might even break open the ginger cake..

has mn site access been playing up then?

I put some washing on the line and put more in the machine.

Waaaaah, I think I need some battenburg if anyone has any, oh the pain!!!

/kimi rushes to waitrose to get more cake

lol

I missed it being down, as I was actually at work!

ds is still feeding....

I got a 500 words written on my next book. Not good enough, Mumsnet! Bring that cake quick, someone! Oh, and brandy, brandy!!!

i sat and cried.

Hmm, I saw this thread and it made me laugh as I was ironong this week for the first time in MONTHS, purely because I could keep the mouse on the edge and do MN at the same time, plus kid myself I was accomplishing some vital housework...I'm new to this, but it is so addictive it could make me some kind of domestic goddess as long as nothing outside of this room needs doing

Whats an ironing board?

I thought it was my computer.

Ds sneaked up and switched the puter off and when I rebooted it, mumsnet was broken.

I thought ds had broken my connection to mumsnet.

The panic when I thought I would never be able to mumsnet in peace again....