To want to be able to watch the news/tennis/insert here while I have a teensy break from writing my effing assignment (wretched thing grrr) only to find that effing DCs have at some point magically managed to send the remote control to Vega 3 or some...

[BoysAreLikeDogs]

does your telly have buttons behind a tiny little door you m9ight be able to work?

Sausage fingers boo hoo plus short sight and porky frame. Need I say more ???

Sigh

Arse feck bum bollox

Managed to get TV on but what a palaver to change channels.

Oh well, nose returning to grindstone, wish me luck

[pulling teeth emoticon]

I just saw the word 'assignment' in your OP.

Then, unfortunately remembered that I should have been writing mine and I have wasted yet another night drinking wine and talking crap and now need to go to bed to 'try again tomorrow'

Are you actually staying up now to do your a?

Look down the side of the sofa! If there's a hole... look down there as well!