A large turd on the kitchen floor, they didn’t have pets and were clearly unhappy the landlord was selling. I bought it, the turd wasn’t included in the fixtures and fittings.
A fully dressed mannequin on the sofa, this owner did have pets, a dog with separation anxiety.
A woman asleep in the corridor, she was kind of bent around the corner of the corridor, so she was like in an L shape. She’d clearly had a big night and very slowly made her way to the sofa when we woke her up.
Guinea pigs, not unusual in itself, but they had the run of downstairs, so the floor was covered in hay, poo and wee, you can imagine how it smelt.