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Toffee crisp, wtaf!

87 replies

SupernaturalAddict · 01/11/2026 17:31

Fancied a toffee crisp bar and haven't had one for years. I put a four pack on the food delivery and they came. Sat down with a nice brew and wtf?! It was non existant nearly. The only thing i can compare it to is sleeping with a bloke who has a microscopic penis (which i have navigated, once). Two mouth fulls and that's it.

In my head I remember them being at least four times the size. What on Earth is going on?

Picture supplied to show lacking size.

For the poll:-
Yanbu: they are a shadow of their former selves
Yabu: they have never changed size and are massive

Toffee crisp, wtaf!
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DecafCoffeeIsPointless · 01/11/2026 17:33

Not a toffee crispy fan but they've definitely got smaller

GintyMcGinty · 01/11/2026 17:34

They are so disappointing but if you eat all 4 it might make you feel better.

86newnameagain · 01/11/2026 17:35

Is that a real one or the smaller biscuit type ones??

AllotmentOtter · 01/11/2026 17:38

Having not had one for some years I bought a four pack the other day and thought the same. Disappointingly miniature.

SupernaturalAddict · 01/11/2026 17:38

86newnameagain · 01/11/2026 17:35

Is that a real one or the smaller biscuit type ones??

A real one out of a four pack.

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CleverlyBeery · 01/11/2026 17:40

That's made me really angry Grin and hungry for a proper Toffee Crisp Angry

SanFranBear · 01/11/2026 17:44

I've boycotted Nestle since my teens but have always had regret over never being able to eat Toffee Crisps again as they were absolutely the BEST! Looks like i can finally put that regret to bed...

I too would be livid, OP!

SupernaturalAddict · 01/11/2026 17:45

It has made me really angry. I ordered some caramel freddo's too and my husband thinks they are bigger.

I just remember them being really thick in the bottom part with lots of caramel on the top. If you cut one of these in half it could be in a tub of heroes or celebrations.

I'd rather pay more and have a proper bar than this.

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HikingHippo · 01/11/2026 17:46

I send my condolences, however I am slightly gleeful. A toffee crisp is the one thing I have genuinely missed since going vegan many years ago, and you've just eradicated that disappointment.

A toffee crisp, double decker and a wispa gold were my holy trinity of the tesco 3 for £1.20 confectionary section back in the day. Probably also the reason behind my morbid obesity too in hindsight 🤔

JackGrealishsCalves · 01/11/2026 17:46

I saw a Snickers in the shop the other day and thought they had brought out a fun size version. Nope it's the full price one just half the size now

Ponoka7 · 01/11/2026 17:47

Prices aren't going up by a lot, so instead we are getting less. It's across everything. I stick with Aldi or melted dark chocolate with bananas/strawberries.

SupernaturalAddict · 01/11/2026 17:47

SanFranBear · 01/11/2026 17:44

I've boycotted Nestle since my teens but have always had regret over never being able to eat Toffee Crisps again as they were absolutely the BEST! Looks like i can finally put that regret to bed...

I too would be livid, OP!

Well to bed, run from it! You are not missing anything.

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Vroomfondleswaistcoat · 01/11/2026 17:48

Freddos! If shrinkflation carries on, these are going to need a microscope just to get the wrapper off! It seems that everything else has gone the same way - but when does it stop? Most of these 'treats' are now so tiny that you need at least two to feel you've had anything.

So I suppose the next step is that the prices will go up...?

trappedbynerves · 01/11/2026 17:50

SanFranBear · 01/11/2026 17:44

I've boycotted Nestle since my teens but have always had regret over never being able to eat Toffee Crisps again as they were absolutely the BEST! Looks like i can finally put that regret to bed...

I too would be livid, OP!

Aldi have a Dairyfine version called Caramel Crunch.

LeftBoobGoneRogue · 01/11/2026 17:51

Toffee Crisp can no longer be classified as a chocolate bar because it has less than 20% cocoa solids. They have ruined it.
Also Clubs and Penguins are no longer covered in chocolate.

DoraSpenlow · 01/11/2026 17:53

They started making choc bars smaller because the thinking was that people would eat less calories that way and help prevent obesity. Doesn't work. I just eat two!

DeadPlants · 01/11/2026 17:54

They aren't even real chocolate any more.

Kensingtonbuns · 01/11/2026 17:56

7% of people think YABU!

I honestly despair of Mumsnet (and of course of noveau Toffee Crisps)

RikthePoet · 01/11/2026 17:57

OMG, bought a Lion Bar at a football club the other day (so didn't pick it off a shelf to see how tiny it was.). Thought it had come from a multi-pack but it seems that's what they look like now.

Nomorecoconutboosts · 01/11/2026 17:58

Multipack chocolate bars get smaller and smaller. The single size you buy for example in local shops are bigger, but they too have shrunk over the years

Nomorecoconutboosts · 01/11/2026 18:00

31g multipack. 38g individual. 18.7 g toffee crisp biscuit bar.
I’m sure single bars of most chocolate used to be 50g or more

mamaof4losingmymind · 01/11/2026 18:00

Yeah i had one the other day and it look like someone had sat on it

PigletJohn · 01/11/2026 18:00

Looks like the sort of thing you'd find in a tub of bite-sized.

I understand Nestlé bought the brand.

Cadbury also went downhill since they were bought by Kraft (then hived off with Mondelez).

I find quality and value are better at the German supermarkets.

SupernaturalAddict · 01/11/2026 18:00

Kensingtonbuns · 01/11/2026 17:56

7% of people think YABU!

I honestly despair of Mumsnet (and of course of noveau Toffee Crisps)

I may have touched a nerve in my op.

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Nomorecoconutboosts · 01/11/2026 18:01

Yes it was 54g in the 1990s and then 44g in 2006. Outrageous.