Only to realise upon reading [[https://www.theguardian.com/books/2026/oct/28/is-it-too-late-to-make-a-run-for-it-by-judi-dench-review-whatever-you-do-dont-call-her-a-national-treasure The Grauniad ]] article about Judy Dench, that the author was, in fact, referring to an occasion involving an actual dildo. I'm off to ponder how dildo as a verb would function. I dildo You dildo She dildos He dildos etc.