Don’t worry I’ve not gone mad, I don’t have kids to worry about this IRL.
But this just came up on my YouTube and after so many threads on this very issue, particularly recently, I thought it might give someone a laugh on this miserable, grey day. (It is here at least where I was woken up to the sound of chainsaws first thing to get rid of the tree that came down in my road! Not complaining of course, just explaining that the weather is still a bit wild here.)
https://youtube.com/shorts/9jKQZuzmv_w?is=C0US-1ERH-1svRdq
He’s brilliant, can’t stop laughing.