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The Cops

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likelysuspect · 22/10/2026 20:49

Bloody Americanisms again

Advert for Alexa or whatever it is, about a bloke expecting his family and getting his swearing out of his system. Alex thing says 'I'll play some loud music so the neighbours dont call the cops'

We dont have 'the cops' in this country we have the police

Its bad enough teens refer to 'da feds' like they're little grimy New York gangsters, we dont need grown ups using stupid terms like 'cops'.

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CurdinHenry · 22/10/2026 21:24

The dibble?

likelysuspect · 22/10/2026 21:24

LuciferOverLancashire · 22/10/2026 21:19

Oh 🤣🤣 nearly forgot that! That’s Liverpool too I think. I wonder how that originated

Edited

Yes I like Bizzies, even though Im a southerner.

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LuciferOverLancashire · 22/10/2026 21:25

I love how this thread has evolved into various nicknames for Police Officers

an Uncle years ago apparently used to say ‘evening Cuntstable’ if he passed one

likelysuspect · 22/10/2026 21:26

LuciferOverLancashire · 22/10/2026 21:05

Because we don’t have an FBI, do people say “Feds” here I’ve never heard that personally

Yes stupid little kids do.

Same with po-po, its an American thing

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Springtimeinsunshine · 22/10/2026 21:26

I'm retirement age and have used the cops since childhood. It's short for coppers. I've never used cop shop, it's just the police station.

professionalcommentreader · 22/10/2026 21:26

Cops had been around in this country for years.

likelysuspect · 22/10/2026 21:28

Arlanymor · 22/10/2026 21:17

I lived in London for 15 years and thankfully no one I lived or worked with said that phrase - I know it exists of course, I just think that and 'pigs' is just nasty.

Yes it has - you might not have heard it but I certainly have. During the London riots I remember our Director of Finance coming for a meeting with my boss and saying to me: "Hmm, we might have to put out a message to staff Arlanymor, as there are cops at the end of our road!" I promise you he was not American!

Which London riots, the ones in the 80s? No one called them cops when I was growing up in the 70s.

Are you talking about modern day times?

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LuciferOverLancashire · 22/10/2026 21:29

Does anyone remember the cars being called ‘Jam Sandwich’ when the livery was the red stripe

likelysuspect · 22/10/2026 21:31

LuciferOverLancashire · 22/10/2026 21:29

Does anyone remember the cars being called ‘Jam Sandwich’ when the livery was the red stripe

Yes

They had proper sirens in those days as well, you could actually tell which direction the car was coming from.

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LuciferOverLancashire · 22/10/2026 21:32

@CurdinHenry i think ‘Dibble’ is brilliant too 🤣🤣

DorsetKnobBiscuit · 22/10/2026 21:33

When I was at school in the days before the red stripe they were called panda cars.

NewDayNewBeginnings · 22/10/2026 21:34

I hate this advert as it has the family ringing the ring doorbell.. Which causes my dog to go ballistic at the front door. It's a scramble to mute the TV every time!

BirdLandedonmyHead · 22/10/2026 21:35

In the late 90s, thete was a BBC TV programme, set in Manchester, called "The Cops".

If its good enough for the BBC...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Cops_(British_TV_series)

The Cops (British TV series) - Wikipedia

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Cops_(British_TV_series)

likelysuspect · 22/10/2026 21:35

NewDayNewBeginnings · 22/10/2026 21:34

I hate this advert as it has the family ringing the ring doorbell.. Which causes my dog to go ballistic at the front door. It's a scramble to mute the TV every time!

Our cat hates it. She hates visitors. She is a peak mumsnetter.

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ThePeppyOpalScroller · 22/10/2026 21:35

My niece used to call them "pleepers". Not sure exactly what she was trying to say, she was three. But to me, they are now officially pleepers too.

meganorks · 22/10/2026 21:37

likelysuspect · 22/10/2026 21:16

They were Americanising the term though for the song.

Pretty sure it was pigs or cops when I was growing up daan saaf. Rozzers is a different region to be but I love it. Po po is quite new to me but I find it funny.

JasmineMac · 22/10/2026 21:37

Anarchy99 · 22/10/2026 21:05

I’m in my 50s and still call them the Feds but it’s in a slightly ironic ‘down wiv da yoof’ way.

Same 😂 I'm 52, and thoroughly enjoy calling them feds.

DorsetKnobBiscuit · 22/10/2026 21:41

The OED says that the term copper originally came from the old English word 'cop' meaning to capture. A policeman was a 'copper'. So perhaps cop came first.

InterestedDad37 · 22/10/2026 21:41

Anyone for "plod"? 🙋

MissisBee · 22/10/2026 21:41

Peelers is my favourite nickname. If you go by blue lights, then apparently we're all calling them cops here in NI but I don't hear it that much in real life. Cops clearly originated in the UK from coppers (remind me where that comes from?) but feels more American nowadays.

DorsetKnobBiscuit · 22/10/2026 21:42

NewDayNewBeginnings · 22/10/2026 21:34

I hate this advert as it has the family ringing the ring doorbell.. Which causes my dog to go ballistic at the front door. It's a scramble to mute the TV every time!

Our dog too. We don't even have a doorbell on our house!

She must remember it from before we rescued her.

Coppers are called Plod in our house.

HoldMyWine · 22/10/2026 21:51

I’m an ex cop. And I used to call myself a cop. It’s well used where I live and preferable to other names that I’ve been called.

HoldMyWine · 22/10/2026 21:52

InterestedDad37 · 22/10/2026 21:41

Anyone for "plod"? 🙋

Oh I like plod too.

OonaStubbs · 22/10/2026 21:54

Plod is from Noddy I think. Dibble is from Top Cat. I've also heard Babylon, I don't know where that comes from.

JustAMiddleAgedDirtBagBaby · 22/10/2026 21:55

Page two and I'm first to mention the Fuzz? Surely not.

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