Got a call last night to pick DS up from work at 8pm because he'd gone over a beer barrel at work (don't ask). Spent the evening in A and E before his ankle was cast up and got home about 4am.
6am left for work and have a massive tender pitch to do today for a huge contract which I bought the loveliest cream suit for, thought I was safe as just came off my period last week (but noooo the perimenopause strikes and I feel it as it comes on again in the car) I asked my colleague to drive as I had had no sleep so didn't feel safe driving so just had to ask him to pull into a garage so I could sort myself out to find the bathroom is out of order, so had to hide behind the car door as I stuffed a sanitary towel down the front of my trousers. Luckily we have worked together for years 😂.
The dog has to go to the vets tonight as he has a massive lump appeared and has started coughing.
The cat yesterday somehow smashed all my vases out of the cupboard and I came into a swimming pool of glass in the kitchen last night.
My husband is on a fishing trip in France (his first ever trip abroad with his best mate without me and his mates wife) and all this has decided to happen whilst he is not here. He will never be allowed to go away again 😂😂
Anyway, wish me luck on my pitch on my 0 hour sleep and cramping womb 😂