Just been away for work, got home and now can't sleep at all. You know that totally wired, although exhausted, feeling... Anyway am glad to join in a nice thread. Thanks OP and all 😊 Trigger warning in last paragraph!
I have to be a bit careful with egg whites due to (usually) mild allergy. But I really love eggs! Future question: do we crave the things we're (mildly) allergic to?
If out for a brunch-type meal, I'd have to choose fried or poached and cut off almost all of the whites. It's not attractive to friends, although they're used to it and fortunately not squeamish.
So my (very occasional) favourite home scrambled egg "recipe" is very rich, and it's expensive, at least on my budget. But the yolk is the best bit, after all.
For each adult one whole Burford Brown egg, and one yolk, but it depends how hungry we/they are. I size up for adult DSs to 2 whole BB eggs and 2 yolks.
Save the whites if you use them. I don't (can't contemplate making meringues) so unfortunately down the drain they go, sorry.
Eggs now broken/separated into a bowl, don't whisk them! Just leave as yolks and whites.
Butter into a large, straight-sided pan over low heat. Don't let the butter brown.
Eggs in, stir gently until they just start to come together. Add smoked salmon (pack of "trimmings" is fine). Stir very gently again.
Meanwhile cook some asparagus in slightly salted water. Make toast with wholemeal or granary and have butter ready.
Add some coarse black pepper, no salt, and some cream to the eggs, in an amount that looks good to you. I use single, or a bit less of double.
Scrambled egg texture (I think) should be creamy but highly irregular and clumpy, just cooked, not mush (minimal stirring) and definitely not rubbery!
Boarding school scrambled eggs, I swear, had an unnatural bounce when they hit the floor, and a greyish hue. They were probably made from 50 year old whale blubber.