Fed up of spoiler alerts for old stuff, so here is my list. You’ve been warned!

[dontgiveafigso]

So many people saying ‘no spoilers please’ when talking about films or shows that are years old. It’s infuriating. So here goes ….

The titanic sank
Bruce Willis is dead
Rhett Butler left and didn’t give a damn
Kat is her mum
Rachel was hit by a car
he was always on earth, they blew it up
he dug a tunnel over 30 years

Also, Sam Beckett never returned home

Bruce dead in what?! Aww don’t think I ever watched that one or that seven

Rachel who?

What is the "Kat is her mum" one?

Cold Feet.

Zoe Slater in Eastenders

Zoe

Darth Vader is Luke's dad

And Lost was a bloody pointless waste of time

Was this absolutely necessary? Maybe you just don't appreciate humour 😶

Sixth Sense
Cold Feet

Who gives a toss about EastEnders

Why did you click on a post that is specifically warning you that it contains spoilers?

Do you also touch things that say 'Do not touch - you will be electrocuted'?

P.s. Frank Gallagher dies of a massive heroine overdose.

Only in the crap version

Dr who saves thhe day
James bond saves the day
Indiana Jones saves the day
Jack Reacher saves the day

@AbbieDabbieDoo I’m really sad to hear that as I’d always hoped he did . I used to love that program and I’ve not seen it in years ☹️

Was anyone else completely blindsided in The Sixth Sense?

Just me then?

I think you’ve entirely misinterpreted the spirit of this post

Sean Bean gets killed in just about any movie he is in.

Cathy died in the second half thus free to waft around the moors.

Don’t say ‘Beetlejuice’ thrice.

He could always have returned home, he just chose not to .

@FrankGallaghersliver- your post is a perfect example of everything that is spoiling Mumsnet these days. No sense of humour and intentionally missing the point so you can get in with a shitty reply. There's no need for it.

I confess to not having seen it!

ET went home 😞

Bit harsh?