To ask what was your 'WTF' moment at work today?

[Chefpig]

Mine was a remote worker couldn't get in touch with a colleague by phone as the colleagues phone was still on the call that they'd shared moments earlier but that she had got cut off from. I listened patiently for her to explain this and then she asked me what she should do. Short of me being able to magically connect their call again, I advised emailing said colleague so they could explore other forms of contact. This isn't an I experienced colleague, but there are a lot of these 'WTF' moments.

My boss, who has been promoted beyond his ability, refusing to go to a meeting with important stakeholders and other senior managers. No reason, no diary conflict - he just hasn’t a clue and knew he would get caught out.

Started a new role yesterday. Training yesterday and today. Took a payment for £2.75 from a customer and it took 10 minutes and 3 different computer systems to process it. WT actual F?

I'd spent a large chunk of a lesson going over Pythagoras' theorem.

I'd shown them a drawing of the clever fellow and we talked about how amazing it was that he'd worked out this special relationship between the sides of a right angled triangle. We'd done multiple worked examples and practiced on mini white boards. I thought I'd done a good job.
Then a student said to me:
"What's that?" when I told her to use it to answer a question.
I'm not as good as I thought I was apparently

A student at school is trying to revive the NDubz style wear your trousers around your knees fashion.

Apparently every kid does it again now.

WTF is this doing returning!?

My manager: "I think that it is your anxiety that is interpreting everything negatively".

No, it is you and your favourite employee that bullies and snitches on everybody else that are the "well-being problems" here, and you are enabling them yet again, you idiot!

My low-level anxiety was fine until this meeting was called...