What things irritate you irrationally?

[OracleInaCoracle]

for me it is people who dont say thank you when you step of the pavement into the road so that they can get past.
people who step on the back of your shoe and dont apologise.
and people who dont use caps correctly

and im sure i will be back with more!

People who think my dog stinks

School drop-off parents. Your child doesn't need you to loiter and wave for three hours through the classroom window. Go home. Go to work. Go anywhere but please stop waving through teh window. You only said goodbye 30 seconds ago and will see them in a few hours.

People who cough in your face without covering their mouths.

People who don't accept that their dog stinks of dog. It's a DOG. ALL dogs stink. Accept it.

Snotty kids. I realise all kids get snotty noses, but please wipe your child's greenies off his/her face, especially when playing with 'communal' toys that other kids will be touching.

lol at this post.

Gotta agree with the pet love thing. I hate it when people treat their dogs like babies.

people who walk slowly

websites with thumbnail sketches saying 'click to enlarge' and when you do the picture is exactly the same size

children dressed in purple (I know I'm sorry )

Boys with long hair. Boys with shaved hair. Somewhere in the middle is just right. IMO

People who pour the water on teabags as soon as it has boiled singeing (sp?) the tea and ruining its flavour and people who add milk before removing teabag therefore leaving horrid scum on top of tea once milk is added!

My body for not being at least a stone lighter and impossibly toned and tanned - am going out tonight and fell a bit crappy!

People with dirty houses - just clean them!

people who chat incessantly on their mobile. Do you really NEED to be having that conversation while packing your groceries in Sainsbury's one handed?

People who pack their groceries, then have to dig around for ten minutes looking for a purse or wallet. They knew they were going to have to pay. WHY HAVEN'T THEY GOT IT READY?

people who put the milk in before the water.

boys who wear their jean halfway down their bum.

girls who wear too tight, too low jeans with thongs!

in fact hate that lilac colour everyone painted their bathrooms in a couple of years back too

people who use the word 'picky' instead of 'difficult to please'

posh chocolate that's meant to taste ten times better than Cadbury's fruit & nut but doesn't

women who wear bras that obviously don't fit. It can't be comfortable and the four boob look is truly not flattering.

women who don't wear a bar fullstop.

people who have their televisions or music on really loud.

Middle class teenagers who try to talk like 'Gangsta's'

I LOVE loud music!!!

people who eat loudly revolt me

people with hic-ups.

People who don't wear an anti-perspirant.

am with you on that one lucyellensmum - that sort of smack squelch smack sound they make - ugh ugh ugh!

websites that take forever to load when I am in a hurry.

People who don't indicate when driving
Sneezing
Sniffing
People who talk with their mouth fill
People who say they will call and then don't

men (boys) who strut around (with or without staffordshire bull terrier) without tops on - i don't want to see your puny body thankyou very much - uuugggghhh

the sound dogs make when licking their balls (espicially when DP and i are trying to get romantic )

the fact that dh will not put things out for recycling (we have kerbside collection).
And the odd time he does remember to not chuck out a bottle, he will never wash it out!