to want the wisdom and power of MN to bring down horrible curses

[OrmIrian]

on the driver of the bronzey coloured Fiat punto (I think) that drove sooo close to me when I was out running down a perfectly wide country lane that he clipped my f*ing elbow with his wing mirror It didn't hurt but it's starting to ache now and even if he hadn't done any damage it frightened the life out of me. It was a 2-lane road and there was nothing coming.

OK...I'll start! May he (or she) get a puncture every time he/she gets more than 5 miles from home and may his/her car always fail to start on frosty mornings. Any advance...

May a small child leave a banana skin rotting under one of the seat until the smell drives them barmy....

May the fleas of a thousand camels infest his scrotum and may his arms be too short to scratch.

The classics are always good IMO.

May every bag of salad he buys contain unwanted insects and may every meal out result in food poisoning.

Ooh inventive! I was being so unadventurous is sticking to car-related curses.

He's already cursed.

He drives a Punto.

Well you see I'm not sure about that sidge - I was so or guessing. If my DS#1 had been there he'd have told me exactly what it was. To me it was just a small fat car that I think said Fiat on the back.

This thread made me think of this song

May the bird of paradise fly up your nose
May an elephant caress you with his toes
May your wife be plagued with runners in her hose
May the bird of paradise fly up your nose

As yoju were

Very good meghalegs

But I was hoping for more pain perhaps ...

You'll like this:

I hope his ears turn to arse-holes and shit all over his shoulders!

BTW. I an a Punto owner, yellow one, but I give runners a wide berth.

found it!!!!

his elbow also hurts......and every pain you know suffer (ever), the driver also gets, tenfold!!!

oh, plus vices, acid, droppers, and sensitive bits.

But a bird of paradise up your nose is going to smart a leetle bit.

goober- thankyou.

I don't blame the car. Just the driver

That'll do nicely psychomum. Thankyou.

meghalegs - it would. I'm just a bit concerned that he might notice it approaching and manange to stop it. It might have to be whilst sleeping.

He will no longer be able to maintain an erection.

Oh yes!

But I'm not sure he wasn't a she.

hope his/her next shit is a hedgehog

She will forever maintain a big, hard, pulasting erection.

pulsating even althoug pulasting sounds better.

The hedgehog poo is back to front. Or is it a porcupine?

I drive a bronze coloured car, and was driving along a country lane earlier. I know I didn't hit anyone's mirror (or elbow), but I still had to check that you didn't live near me. Paranoid, or what?!

Maybe the bird of paradise could leave a large deposit on his windscreen?

I don't beleive an MNer could have been so careless deepbreath. Couldn't have been you.

That will do swedes. I think it could be embarrassing enough. I think that pulasters are something to do with pillars....

Hedgehog poo will do nicely thans merly. Not sure it would be comfortable either way. But iirc porcupines have the swept back spines.