What can I spend my new fortune on?

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My ex paid very little child maintenance. Was on the fiddle with his boss to only pay £5 a week. He had over £2000 arrears.
Additionally, no one has set eyes on this piece of 💩in over 10 years including his children. I seriously considered that he may have died during COVID.
I am a petty bitch so wouldn’t let the the CMS close my account when my son turned 19. This morning I received a text to say a payment had been made to my account.
£15.65 a month will be paid to me starting this month. It will take him 10 years to pay off the arrears, I will be retired by the time it is cleared, he will be 70.
I would have loved to have seen his face when he saw the benefit reduction due to CMS arrears. Every month, I am going to spend that £15 on something ridiculous- suggestions please!

Id go for a lottery ticket each week and save the rest in a ISA or premium bonds. . initially for the first 6 months or so maybe save up enough for a to treat yourself to a spa day and spend all day in a white fluffy dressing gown and post a few selfies in your social media..

Axe throwing session, I’m sure if you asked you could print out a photo to stick on the target.

I would save some money up so that you can go on a day out with your DC.

If it were me I would get something really indulgent every month that I would never normally buy. Maybe some Alain ducasse chocolate (£18 for 4 pieces) or swinging by a champagne bar for a glass when out shopping. Things that you would usually spend a fiver on but get the decadent version! You deserve some luxury!!

Surely a target practice customised with his face? With paint splats rather than guns, let’s keep it funny. Ah like pie face game from 2015!

How are you winning exactly by buying something ridiculous with it? 2k isn't going to be worth much by the time you are 60. £5 is useless ..don't know how he got away with that or how you let him. That's even if he keeps it up. What a man. I wouldn't waste your time thinking much about it tbh.