Is my friend being a CF with her WFH loo visits?

[MintPoets]

One of my best friends lives in walking distance from me, and she has been seeing someone for a few months now who she is head over heels for. On the majority of recent Wednesday’s, she works from home as does he (he lives in a nearby town so has been staying at hers on a Tuesday and working there the next day).

My friend always goes out for a walk on her lunch, and times this differently to her partners lunch. Recently she has popped round for a chat with me whilst I’ve also been on lunch and used the loo each time. She told me the third time that this was because she’s avoiding going whilst her partner is staying with her.

I messaged her last night to say I had a long meeting over lunch so wouldn’t be able to see her today. She asked if I could leave the door unlocked and she could come in quickly whilst I was in the call. I politely said I wasn’t comfortable leaving the door unlocked whilst I was upstairs on a call. She sent me a bit of a funny reply suggesting I was being unreasonable.

So my question to you all is - AIBU, or is my friend being a CF?

What I think is really weird is the number of freaks who sign up just to make a post about someone's shitting habits.

So she okay with stinking up your bathroom but not her own. She's a CF alright.

If she's visiting you for social purposes then of course it's fine to use the loo. But if she's solely coming to yours with the intention of bathroom use and expects you to accommodate this regardless of your other plans then yeah that's ridiculous.

When you say she won't go toilet when her partner is present, how is that possible if they spend the night together? That surely isn't a long term solution even if you were fine with it?

She's a full on loony tunes

If she doesn't want her boyfriend to know that she poos, she shouldn't be having him to stay over. You need to cut off her loo access and tell her to either admit the shocking truth to her boyfriend or to dump him if she can't bear him to know the truth.

I used to know someone who would go to the bathroom before bed and take her make up off, wash her face, then put a whole new face on. Just in case her boyfriend woke up before her. (The friend isn’t her - she’s a teacher so can’t wfh)

I also used to work with someone who got up at 6am to use the bathroom (and presumably poo?) before her husband was awake, clean the bathroom for his highness, and do her hair and make up so DH didn’t have to endure the awful sight of <checks notes> his own wife with no make up on. She told us (her colleagues) this, as though it was entirely normal.

I'd have to tell her that the sooner she loosens up enough to use her own loo while her partner is there, the better. Is she waiting until they move in together? Very weird behaviour.

And of course yanbu to not want to leave the house unlocked for her very silly benefit.

I did ask her, what would she do if my WFH day changed (which it could) and no longer matched hers. She just said that whilst it’s still early on she wants to leave some things to his imagination - I did point out I doubt he’s imagining that! They’ve had weekends away and she says she has always used the reception facilities or held on until home.

Do I feel her pain? Yes, because I’m just as bonkers.

Would I invade someone’s house because of my insanity? No, I just wait it out like a maybe less insane human being.

Absolute nonsense.

A very long time ago on MN there was thread about this sort of thing. It was about losing the embarrassment about bodily functions with someone new.

I remember one poster saying that she was on her first weekend away with her new BF and got horrific food poisoning from an oyster. She knew he was a keeper when he cleaned up after her, didnt turn a hair at her shitting herself whilst she was puking and they ended up married!

This gets the award for the most batty thread this week.

Cafe, Costa, the pub, somewhere must have a loo for her. This is so hilarious that I don't think I can believe her tbh. I'd laugh in her face first and then charge her a fiver a time.

What will she do when she has a baby with him and gives birth and a tiny bit of poo comes out of her anus and rolls onto the bed and he says OMG!!

will be like nectar for the poo trolls

Isn't that the whole point? Course it is.

If she tries it again, lock her in and rush round to her house and insist on using hers as she’s been taking so long in yours. Really need to nip that in the bud 👀

Dumping on demand. I think I am jealous. I can't ask my body to do anything on time for me let alone shit at a certain time every day.

I was thinking the same! That's quite some skill 😂

I'm really interested to hear her message back. How bloody rude of her!!

How is it even possible to have sex with bowels full of poo?

I get how she feels but can she not just do a poo Tuesday night and go without for 24 hours?
Or use public toilets.
Either way she is BU to request then get shirty when you refuse.

Doesn't it just?

When I give birth to our second baby some poo shot out so quickly during the delivery that it nearly hit DH in the face! Almost 13 years later he still finds it hilarious!

I know. “Come on now, don’t be getting shitty with me because I’ve got a meeting!”

That's how it starts. You let her come over for a couple days and now she expects to have bathroom access to yours every day her bf is there.

She's weird and stop catering to her weirdness.