to want to rampage through mumsnet

[justageek]

being a sarcastic twat because i woke up in a grump?!

Does anyone else have a bit of a naughty streak, where they see some of the same old threads like say, am i pregnant, and want to go through them all saying my crystal ball says nay...DO A TEST FOR HEAVENS SAKE!!! Obviously there are different circumstances where this wouldnt be the case, but the simple, oh i have missed a period am i pregnant type ones....

Or the labour ones...am i in labour? Is there a baby hanging out of your fanjo? or...there is a chance you are yes but presumabely as you are not rolling around the floor screaming and contracting, but instead sat at your laptop, you probably dont need to panic.

Now sensitive people would take that as being mean, so it probably is unreasonable to want to post stuff like that sometimes! Now i will go and order my last meal before execution :D

yes, definitely, but I never actually post what I write

I find myself shouting at the thread titles when I am like this. ''Yes, you are BU'' ''no those shoes will be vile'' ''yes you're pg, now off you all f*!!!!''

Well it's probably better you do it here than go on some rampage against your RL friends.
I was going to say, step away from the computer and go out. But then i realised you could get in a lot of trouble in the outside world feeling as you are.
Just try to stay out of trouble.

you are a mean and nasty woman [sprinkles baby dust at op]

i wouldnt actually do it, because i know some people would take it personally and at heart i am a good soul honestly, but i think its a sign of being on mumsnet TOO much...perhaps i need to find another form of amusement to while away the day...like getting some REAL friends!

yes i know i am a mean and nasty woman, karma will sort me out in the end but i hadnt actually seen any posts about either things this morning honest, it was random examples!

(i ordered lasagne and chips for my last supper)

will join you - have been up since 4.30am

i prefer the rampaging justageek, not this apologetic one.
are you having a rough morning?

cupsoftea i thought that 5am was bad! quick change your name to cupsofcoffee and get drinking.

no just fed up one dragonbutter, no reason for it, i am just a funny bugger!

LL thats hilarious, i might just do that!

I used to be one of those clever people that thought vacuums could clean ANYTHING, until i used it to clear spider webs out of the kids playshed and a few weeks later there were baby spiders EVERYWHERE.

LL, why are you washing yoghurt out of your twat?!

lol justageek -I have an enormous cupofcoffee next to me!

that made me think of certain fungal infections. Urgh. not so hilarious.

(perhaps a new kind of preibiotic lubrication instead?)

thanks for the warning I'll keep a beady eye out for you.

do we have to limit calling you a tat to your thread, rabbit?

twat even

lol at this

I couldn't possibly comment LL....