Had my first driving lesson for ages today. Drew up and stopped at the side of the road. Nosey old bag came up to the instructor's window and started complaining about us being parked - perfectly legally - near her house. Going on about her lunch guests not being able to park. FFS it is a public road, we were 50 yards from her very big house with a very big drive and she was wasting MY time that I had paid for! Grrrrrrrrr.
I would have snapped at her but the instructor was being super-polite. Went past her house later and there was no-one parked on the street anyway so it was probably a big lie. Am planning to take ds round there later and encourage him to pee in her bushes.