To think Andy Burnham’s hairstyle is too middle of the road, he’s slightly too short, and should resign immediately after being appointed

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His hairstyle is neither classic or on trend. It’s just very ordinary.

I don’t know how tall he is but I sense he’s a few inches shorter than I’d want for a prime minister.

Given the above, I think it’s everyone’s interests that immediately after being asked to form a government by the King, he gets back in his car, does a three point turn on the Mall, goes back and resigns immediately.

Has Johnny Marr got a beard? Asking for a friend.
So was Queer Keir faithful to his wife, what about the Ukrainian rent boys? Allegedly

Cat's lick ?

This is a jokey thread, but in case you are serious, my advice is don't believe homophobic conspiracy theories, even if GBN or Guido Fawkes spew them out☺️.

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I'm sure I saw him wearing a leather jacket!!!!!

Does he pass any of the scone tests? Jam or cream first? Scoan, scon, or scoon?

Andy Burnham once spoke to my Mum. She thought he was 'alright for a politician'.

This should be immediate jail time.

Is he a 100% Faithful or a Traitor?

A few years ago I was required to attend an awards bash. The guest of honour was Andy Street - Midlands mayor at the time.

One of the people at my table mentioned he was gay, to which the other 9 (including myself, and I follow politics) went "Oh, I didn't know".

And life went on.

It was one of those moments where you suddenly miss someone who has passed. In my case my DM who frequently stated that she really couldn't understand why the press were obsessed with male homosexuality. Because in the midst of the 3 day week and bombings, it seemed an odd thing to think important.

He's got "a pair of eyelashes and a black t-shirt." said his fellow 100% faithful Kemi Badenoch.

Your DM was very wise!

Ok gotcha

NRTFT but can anyone advise on his shoes? Because the slightly odd tight-fitting-quarter-zip sports top penchant doesn’t give me confidence re the footwear. Hoping to be reassured on this.

Boris Johnson’s hair was far worse…

What do you mean?

Everyone wants Worzel Gummidge for PM!

The Daily Mail (don’t ask, I didn’t buy it) pictured him in sandals and said he had a messiah complex. So yes, get that podium out now!

Who needs the NHS when the Messiah can cure people?

Did you really have to? I was enjoying this thread!

I am so sorry. Please forgive me! 💐

Mmm..If he was into Northern soul he'd be aritey.

Scone as in it's gone without the it in it's. Very apt!

And it's not complicated.

This is of no comfort to Game of Thrones fans.

Personally, I'm all for him because he has nice eyelashes.

We all just need to keep the faith in him

Like a camel!

But does she have a beard?