Dear Mrs Chop
Welcome to NHS breast screening. We would like to invite you for your free mammograms. We have made you an appointment in a hospital that is not local to you in the arse end of a city that does not have any access from the railway station and parking is strictly limited and none of your previous mammograms have ever been in this city before but that’s not the point.
Free??
A) it isn’t free. My NHS contributions have paid for this many times over.
B) Surely “free” is the whole point of the NHS
C) are they craftily prepping us to have to start paying for services now in a stealth move to privatise the NHS?