AIBU to find the Chelsea Flower Show's Lovehoney garden all rather cringey?

[Moanella]

AIBU to think that the Aphrodite’s Hothouse garden at the RHS Chelsea Flower Show is just cringingly unsexy?

I’ve just heard the designer on the radio and honestly, he just sounds like a typical common or garden perve.

I can’t deny I’ve been partial to an alfresco or potting shed shag, but would draw the line at butt plugs in my borders. It’s just…weird.

ButtPlugInMyBoarders sounds like an excellent MN user name

The queue to get in today was very long, so presumably some punters considered it worth bothering. I didn’t.