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Pretend you're swallowing a big piece of meat.

191 replies

Flowersforyourchocolateprettyplease · 01/05/2026 17:23

Have been to the hospital for a Gastroscopy. Consultant came to have a chat before the procedure, just him and I in the little room.
He explained what would be happening and said " as the tube goes down, pretend you're swallowing a big piece of meat".

I was nervous about the procedure and once it was done, I was chatting to a male friend and mentioned the comment above.
Friend says to report him as that's unacceptable language from a professional and thinks it was a sexual innuendo.

Also thinks it would have been inappropriate to a vegan or someone with eating issues.

YABU : It was an innocent remark.
YANBU: Dirty minded consultant.

OP posts:
liveforsummer · Today 04:10

If you or your friend think you swallow anything then you guys are doing it wrong! 😅. It doesn’t even make any sense to think it could be an innuendo

SemiRetiredLoveGoddeess · Today 04:28

Meat is now so expensive. And would need to imagine what swallowing a large piece would be like.

Many people can't afford to buy it. And rumour has it.Instead of eating it.They just sit gulping and salivating in groups and pretend they have just eaten a really thick juicy steak.

Not in the slightest bit surprised. Comment was taken as sexual innuendo by someone who has Woke or PC Hyper Activity Disorder.

Please get a life.

Kokonimater · Today 04:43

This is silly.

Riapia · Today 06:19

BotterMon · 01/05/2026 17:43

FFS get a grip!

What on, the piece of meat?
😉😁😁.

Shudupayaface · Today 08:05

Both are tube shaped, go down your throat and you don't chew. 🙄

Students2 · Today 08:29

I have had 10 plus endoscopes (I have had so many I can not remember how many) and I find the comment about meat very odd so I am not surprised your friend did too.

SALaw · Today 08:30

Jesus

ItsJustMeMyself · Today 08:31

Is this some kind of wind up? Are you looking for ways to be offended? Vegans can't even hear the word "meat" without crying? Is that what you're saying? Your minimising true SA with a phrase in a medical profession? What in the world...

AJLOAL · Today 11:01

A lot of responses, including OP's focus on the anaesthetic offered not to medical professionals language. 🙄
Such wokeism.

LienekeS · Today 11:44

Your friend is totally ridiculous. I worked in that department and yes that is what is being said. People like her are a huge problem in today’s society.

MarriedTwiceOneGrownUpDaughter · Today 12:40

Are people here deliberately pretending not to understand, to gaslight the OP? No wonder women are afraid to report sexual harassment or even confide in other women.

MoonWoman69 · Today 12:47

MermaidofRye · 01/05/2026 19:56

Tell you what, next time that you are given an appointment in an effort to improve your health-don't go.

Stay at home and let someone else have your appointment, you absolute ungrateful twonk.

Your friend is a shit stirring lunatic and you are a soft head for entertaining it.

If you do want to be cared for and someone attempt to sort you out, sit down and pen them a letter of thanks.

If you do have the temerity to go again, tell the person trying to help you that it is easier for you to imagine swallowing a giant turd rather than a piece of meat, as you don't seem to have any problem swallowing the shit your friend tells you to.

Edited

Absolute best reply on here! 🤣🤣🤣

MoonWoman69 · Today 12:48

MarriedTwiceOneGrownUpDaughter · Today 12:40

Are people here deliberately pretending not to understand, to gaslight the OP? No wonder women are afraid to report sexual harassment or even confide in other women.

Edited

And the most ridiculous response! Are you the OPs weirdo mate?!

AskingQuestionsAllTheTime · Today 14:24

"Digestive, suggestive. Nudge, nudge, wink, wink, know what I mean?"

Or as someone once put it: everything's either concave or -vex, so whatever you dream will be something with sex. (I think this may be one of Piet Hein's Grooks.)

Flowersforyourchocolateprettyplease · Today 16:09

AJLOAL · Today 11:01

A lot of responses, including OP's focus on the anaesthetic offered not to medical professionals language. 🙄
Such wokeism.

The post was about the language, moved on to anaesthetic which I commented on.

OP posts:
Flowersforyourchocolateprettyplease · Today 16:16

MarriedTwiceOneGrownUpDaughter · Today 12:40

Are people here deliberately pretending not to understand, to gaslight the OP? No wonder women are afraid to report sexual harassment or even confide in other women.

Edited

True, agree or disagree, there are ways to put one's point across without insults.

I remember at 16 being told by a male doctor to always be vigilant when being seen alone by a male doctor.
He could have been advising innocently, but according to some on here, he must have a dirty mind if that's what he thinks of other doctors.

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