Words and phrases that give you the rage light hearted

[NimbleHiker]

What phrases do you hate? It gives me the rage when my mum says put up and shut up. I know that some things are not within my control and that i have to do things i don't like.

I LOATHE this too. 😠

I also cringe and then roll my eyes when I see a thread title starting with 'HAND HOLD PLEASE!' I just HATE it. It just really annoys me! 😠

'I live in a NAICE area.' Who the fuck started 'NAICE?!' Stupid bloody word!

And as some people have said 'going on holiday with THIS ONE!'

Anyone who says (when someone has similar opinions,) 'ARE YOU ME?!'

'Picky bits!' Sounds like scabs and bogies. 😖

Mat leave! Just really gets under my skin... Is it that hard to say maternity?!

Also (as a pp said) I get sick to death of watching TV, and having 'if you've been affected by anything you have seen on the show tonight, please go to www.bullshittt.comm.' on half the programmes I watch! Drives me fucking crazy! Most of the time, there hasn't even been anything 'triggering' on the bloody show.

I don't mind 'hubby,' 'can I get,' or 'I was sat' I think 'I was sat' is regional. I also like grim and vile. And I do say them in real life.

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LOL, I agree. Some posters won't though!

“Making memories” usually said on a FB post by a mother posting 3 million photos of their child/holiday etc.

It is what it is
I could go tazer

come with 😬. Me You. Us ???

Putting a ? at the end of a sentence when it isn't a question.
Hun.
Hubby.
Picky bits (sounds like scabs).
Making memories.

I pictured that as I was reading, before I got to the end!

Light and airy
My truth/bad
Moreish
Like,like,like,like like

I hate it when people say “and just like that”

Usually about an achievement of their child’s or simply the fact their child has got older.

”And just like that, primary school is over”
”And just like that, our little boy has left home”

Just like what? And did it really feel effortless to the child?

DS when he was little once got confused and called it “eternity leave” - now that’s a kind of leave I could definitely go for!

BOUNDARIES…what does that actually mean ? Just sounds patronising when aimed at adults!

Lush is a Welsh term though - normal to say if you’re Welsh

Sat meaning to be in a resting position with your buttocks supporting your weight, is from the old English word sæt that is pronounced and meant the same thing, and is from the 12th century.

My last manager, if she was passing me some work to do she’d say “I’ll throw it over the fence to you” oh fuck off!!!

"It is what it is"
WELL FUCKING YES

You’d think people would know how to use the word by now 😉

I love “lush”. Especially said in a Welsh accent! Even English kids said it in the 80s though!

Oh God I hate
'We're pregnant and the linked 'they share a child with....'

Ick sounds like a preteen girl talking.

Furbaby ( and I say that as someone who bloody loves their dog SO much!)

Hun - i have a close friend who uses it way to much on fb and texts

Draws for drawers

Adults calling parents mummy/daddy

However dont mind hubby or picky tea ( as a pp said it describes what it is better than alternatives.

Ddog on here makes me twitch. My mind perceives it as a stutter or a vocal tic. Also my phone just autocorrected it.

And I have a dog, though she’s currently not very dear or very darling as she’s shedding terribly and I’m about two brushings away from snapping and turning her dpelt into a dhandbag.

What is "Picky tea"?!

When people say they are "full of cold".

'I asked chatGPT'

"I'm obsessed". No you're fucking NOT

Lurgy...horrible word.

'let me be clear'
Fu*k off.