To want CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW to morph out of my screen and

[QuintessentialShadows]

do something very norty with me???

UANBU!!! Only if you send him to my house when you're done!

He will smell, he's a pirate you know and everyone knows they have rancid rummy beer breath and haven't washed in forever

Will be some time.....

YANBU - but it would have to be the Capt, not Johnny Depp! He's just so, ordinary, without the make up!

yes.... He is a dirty one... We could shower. I would lend him a tootbrush.

yes.... He is a dirty one... We could shower. I would lend him a tootbrush.

yes.... He is a dirty one... We could shower. I would lend him a tootbrush.

yes.... He is a dirty one... We could shower. I would lend him a tootbrush.

sorry, 3x excited here...

YANBU Johhny Depp,yum.

Captain Jack, Will Turner and Scruffington. All welcome at my place. Also, Captains Jack and John from Torchwood.

Nommy!

You're not at all unreasonable

mmmmmmmmmmmmmm..

not sure about 'ordinary' madamy
ordinary???

oh yes, and definitely as Captain Jack Sparrow
We re-watched POTC 2 night before last and it was fab.

Funny what madamy said about Depp being plain without his slap on. I youtubed Adam Ant the other day, watch "Prince Charming", he's rather like Jamie Oliver before his transformation. "Stand and Deliver" is a laugh, and is where Depp got his ideas for the pirate look, I think. The makeup is vital, as we ladies know.

Sorry, you are not only BUR, but are mental!

This whole Johnny Depp thing is a time warp! He is long past his prime. Let the man grow old and not become a housewives favorite

disclaimer - this is my opinion only not a scientific fact

it took me a few minutes to realise you didnt mean Captain Mack! i was all confused! been up a while!

No, you misunderstand, MT, it is not Johnny Depp I want, but Jack Sparrow. Dont know WHO this Johnny Depp person is!

Jack Sparrow is coming to ds1's bday party this afternoon. THe real one. Ds1 has invited JD.

Well, not really. But that was the one thing he wanted - JD and OB to come as pirates....

I want THE REAL Sparrow.

lol

Utterly understand the character love. It's like the Snape thing for me. Loved the book character, lust after the film variation but Alan Rickman? Who's he?