Easter eggs talking to me

[Springtime54]

I bought 2 easter eggs for relatives today. I left them in the car so I wouldn't be tempted (I have no willpower when it comes to chocolate) but they are talking to me.

Make sure they don't melt if it's sunny where you are

Easter eggs die in hot cars, you know. Best bring them inside, for their own safety.

It’s getting close to dinner time, don’t do it! (Also telling myself the same)

Two of 'our' Easter eggs talked to me earlier, they are no longer in existence! 🤣

Definitely will need to replace before Easter.

be brave.

Make sure you don't talk back.

That way madness lies.

Can’t you just buy yourself one?

I’ve eaten and replaced the ester eggs once already ….😱

I am on my second 1kg bag of mini-eggs. The big Easter eggs are safe with me. Oh yes.

Talk back and tell them to bugger off

Most Easter eggs are just rugby ball shaped disappointments nowadays.

Earplugs.

I’ve already eat one I’d got for someone else so I’m not the person to help you with this 🤣

I have one in the cupboard for DS that's haunting my dreams. It's like Edgar Allan Poe did an easter special.

Cant be bothered to go to the shop! Already been once today to buy said easter eggs

Assert your dominance with those pesky eggs!

Steal boast - mini-eggs are about £1m/kilo this year.

Are they safe in the car boot? If it’s too sunny they might melt.

Put in earplugs, drive your car to another city, get the train back home, you won't be able to hear them if they're miles away.

Go tomorrow.... to replace the one you're about to eat!

my husband and I have eaten all the egg we have bought apart from the dairy free ones and now I have to buy them all again 😂

I've sneaked the little box of Lindt truffles out of the Egg box and glued it back shut.
Ooooops

I know this is very po faced/ holier than thou, but I can never understand why people who are chocoholics don’t just buy themselves an Easter egg too! Or a sufficient amount that they can leave their children’s alone.

Obviously you can’t eat your children’s Easter eggs!

Eat them.

Last year I had to replace my dc eggs five times